Down in the gutter.

It’s always a little disappointing when someone asks I am and they immediately disregard what I’ve said and delve into a whole spiel about their own misfortunes, in this case, something I’ve been hearing about for a long time. To me, the solution is simple.

The terrible rap music pulsates against my eardrums, gyrates in my skull. It is not fitting for my defeated and agitated mood and I’m tempted to change it but what would be the point? It’s only four more minutes out of…

I hear the word “boyfriend,” in a vapid attempt to relate to my expression of loneliness and dissatisfaction, and I literally roll my eyes to the roof of the car.

It’s a good thing that it’s dark outside.

“He’s a bum,” I want to say. She’s said it herself. I’ve agreed. But I still want to say those exact words in a bitter yet confident tone. I don’t want to say it to be cruel. I want to say it because I know she can do better.

Because, honestly, he’s like all those empty beer cans he’s probably recycled for five cents apiece.

I know this person. I know him very well. I know his manipulations and pathetic attachments and inability to help himself, or perhaps, his lack of desire to help himself. I know he will drag himself into the ground, and, if she’s not careful, she will be dragged down with him.

As she said, “I put up with everything.”

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“Settle Down, Wikipedia.”

My best friend said this to me last night after I told her I think she has chronic bronchitis. It’s like a compliment wrapped up in a slight insult, but regardless, sometimes I feel like the “Wikipedia” in the friendship. I have an array, not a wide one but an array nonetheless, of information about psychology, drugs, literature, art, biology, and a few other things, including information pertaining to the LGBT+ community, since, well, I’m a part of this community.

My best friend is transgender, yet she’s always been adamant about not being a part of her own community. She doesn’t care about any of the LGBT+ issues. What worries me the most though, is that as a transgender person, she doesn’t care about the issues that pertain directly to her.

I was just watching an estrogen update video by a MTF (male-to-female) YouTuber I watch. She talked about the emotional swings caused by the hormonal changes, weight gain, the beginning growth of breasts, and also her intent to get SRS (sex reassignment surgery). She lives in Canada, but in order to not be on an extremely long wait list, the cost out of pocket for her is about $80,000. That’s a lot of money to come from one person so she did something many trans people have to do, which was to set up a GoFundMe page.

The point of this retelling is, I don’t think, in fact, I know, that my best friend doesn’t have a grasp on reality. Despite presenting herself as a woman since middle school, she didn’t even make an appointment for a consultation (the very first baby step) for hormones until this past November, at the ripe old age of 20. And this wasn’t until after meeting the only other transgender person she’s ever met, my friend Lauren.

I don’t know why my best friend has waited so long to even make the first step. Her body and facial hair are some of her biggest confidence issues, as well as her broad shoulders. The longer she waits, the more “manly” she will become, which is why I’ve been slowly urging her more and more to make these steps. I’m glad she finally made the call for the consultation, but I also worry she thinks hormones will fix everything, when they won’t. She’ll probably need to get laser treatment if she ever wants to completely get rid of her body and facial hair. And I don’t know if she’s ready for all the other effects of estrogen, like the YouTuber mentioned, such as mood swings.

Another thing I’m worried about is her not grasping how much of all of this will cost her. We live in the United States, so she’ll be paying out of pocket, to some degree, for almost everything. I know she wants to just wake up with a vagina one day, but that’s not reality. First there’s hormones. You’re on hormones for a while. Then there’s expensive top surgery. Perhaps laser hair removal sometime in between. Then complete SRS surgery, which will be extremely expensive. Then the management of the surgery, including dilation of the newly formed vagina.

I’m not transgender and yet I know all of this and she knows none of it. That’s what scares me. My best friend has distanced herself from our city’s large and friendly LGBT+ community and therefore distanced herself from friends and resources and knowledge.

This isn’t meant to be a rant about my best friend’s ignorance, although I think, undoubtedly, that’s what I’ll call her attitude. It’s a post about my concerns, which I have expressed to her to some degree.

I may be her Wikipedia, but unless you utilize the information you get from me, I’m useless.

-Zara

Megan’s Birthday

My good friend Megan’s birthday is actually the 30th, but she, Susanna, Bennett and I planned to celebrate as a group Friday night. I spent close to an hour making Megan’s card, drawing Caterpie, Metapod, and Butterfree (her favorite Pokemon) in colored pencil and writing a heartfelt note. As Bennett prepared her classic meal of chicken Parmesan, Megan opened her gifts, expressing adoration for the card. I also got her a cherry-flavored penis-shaped lollipop, raspberry-flavored lube, and a rare and very adorable Butterfree-shaped coin purse. The lollipop actually tasted like the coating of a candy apple and the lube tasted like synthetic raspberry. Susanna got her Freddie Mercury’s “Mr. Bad Guy” on vinyl, and Bennett got her some thrifted books and a fuzzy cat pin.

The meal was good, as Bennett’s chicken Parmesan is always delightful. Immediately after, Megan and I did some shots of vodka. I planned on getting shitfaced. Eventually Susanna and Bennett went into the basement to play pool, so Megan and I stayed in the kitchen sipping mixed drinks. The alcohol was seeping into my system now, with me slurring my words and coherent sentences becoming more difficult to form. Megan asked if I wanted to go into the hot tub, to which I replied ecstatically. We quickly put on swim suits and grabbed towels and I made two more mixed drinks for us.

“We always talked about going into the hot tub during winter and we never did it, but we’re finally doing it,” I said to Megan as we stepped into the porch, my heels hanging over the backs of her moccasins.

Despite the frigid temperature of the air and the fresh snow melting under my feet, I felt warm. We used what upper-body strength we both possessed to hoist the cover off of the tub and I situated the little step in front of it, climbing up and over into the luxuriously-warm water. I lit a cigarette and situated myself in one of the corners, submerged up to my neck.

It began snowing as Susanna and Bennett came out and stood by the door smoking. Megan caught a snowflake on her tongue and I tried to do the same, as Susanna told me I looked like an idiot with my tongue hanging out, but I caught one nonetheless. Susanna and Bennett went inside. Megan brought up the idea of rolling around the snow and then getting back in the hot tub, to which I, again, expressed excitement over and declaring that finally I would be one with my Finnish roots.

I still didn’t feel cold when I got out of the tub, but when the snow hit the soles of my bare feet I hesitated. Nonetheless, I leaped in a circle and despite my body telling me not to, my drunken mind overcame every rationale and I face-planted into the white powder, then immediately picked myself up and climbed back into the hot tub.

“It was worth it,” I told Megan.

It began to snow even harder and faster and in my drunken state, it made me dizzy. I didn’t want to leave the warmth of the tub, which I described as “a womb,” but I couldn’t look at the snowflakes raining down any longer.

After changing back into my clothes, I continued to peer-pressure Susanna into drinking. She told me if I did a shot of the UV Chocolate Cake vodka and chased it with a spoonful of the canned strawberry-flavored frosting Bennett bought to frost Megan’s brownie cake, she’d get drunk. So, being who I am, I did the shot, and had to force back profuse gagging. I made Susanna a mixed drink and the four of us proceeded into the dining room to play Pictionary.

Normally I am a straight-up bitch when it comes to playing board games, especially Pictionary. But in my drunken state, my level of competitiveness was subdued and even though Susanna and I lost by a landslide, I didn’t really care at all.

What happened between losing the game and the rest of the night is a blur. I don’t know when Bennett went to bed, but she went to bed long before the three of us did. We put on some music and danced in the living room. I know I’m good and drunk when I’m willing to dance. Megan and Susanna copied my moves, which they described as “dad moves.” If you’ve seen the video for “Hotline Bling”, then you know exactly how I dance.

The three of us eventually ventured upstairs, where the blankets and pillows from our last sleepover still remained. Susanna got between Megan and me, since she needs as much warmth as possible. She may be totally cold on the outside, but when she’s drunk and lying next to you, she enjoys being cuddled, so I wrapped one of my legs around her. I fell asleep quickly and easily, and didn’t wake up until around 9:40 the next morning, dry-mouthed and nauseas.

After lying around for an hour, Megan, Susanna and I (Bennett had to work an early shift and was long gone) got dressed and then got into my car and drove to the Atlantic, a diner we used to frequent more than what is healthy.

I ordered water and the sausage gravy and biscuit. After gulping down half of my ice water, another wave of serious nausea came over me, so I slid out of the booth. Trapped behind a heavy woman and her tiny daughter, I made my way to the restroom. Someone was inside one of the two stalls, and the heavy woman told me to “go ahead” into the second stall. I hesitated, wanting to be polite, then muttered, “Okay” and went inside, then realizing she had planned to use the diaper changing station all along. I faced the toilet and pulled my hair back with my left hand, but the nausea had subsided. So I sat down and peed.

I had to inch my way out of the stall so I didn’t bump into the woman and the little girl. It smelled like literal shit, and as foamy soap sat idle in my hands, I held my breath, trying to get the water to come out of the automatic faucet. I took another breath, inhaling the stench of child-feces, and moved to the other sink, quickly rinsing and then drying my hands. Back at the booth, I ranted about my dislike of children.

After eating, I still felt like shit, but I managed to smoke a cigarette. We went to Target per Megan’s request, as she wanted a pregnancy test. I bought a 12 dollar black tunic and an 8 dollar black dress, since I needed more work clothes. Then we walked down to Dick’s, also per Megan’s request, since she needed yoga pants. After that we stopped in the small Barnes and Noble, where I glanced at a magazine with David Bowie on the cover and then was coerced by a barista into buying a more expensive iced coffee.

All in all, it was a good celebration.

 

Another Post About Being Single.

The last time I saw my psychiatrist, this past Tuesday, I mostly only had good news to bring him up to speed on: I’m doing well on my new medication combo, I ended my first semester at my new university with pretty fantastic grades, and work is going okay. Among a couple of key issues in my life right now, one of the ones I chose to bitch about, which I never do with him (which goes to show how much it’s been bothering me), is how I’m still single after nearly 22 years of living.

Now, I know I’m not the only one. There are plenty of other people out there in my position. But I don’t interact with them. All of my friends, except one, have been in relationships or are in relationships. They’re all more sexually experienced. They all have better social skills. Most importantly, they’re seen as attractive individuals.

My psychiatrist said that when I don’t want it, it will happen. I dispute that. I go through phases of wanting and not wanting it. There have been many periods in my life in which I genuinely did not care. It didn’t happen then, so I dispute that theory. He also said, as many others have, that it will just “happen.” Sure, maybe, but when?

I feel constantly rejected in many ways. I feel rejected from my coworkers; always on the outside, never part of the group. I feel rejected by my peers; the quiet one, the more eccentric one, the one who is not like the others. I feel rejected by society for the same reasons. I feel rejected by both men and women and everyone in between. Maybe I’m not straight enough for men. Maybe I’m not gay enough for women. Maybe I’m too tall, too fat, my bone structure isn’t sharp enough, my neck isn’t long enough, my eyes aren’t big enough, my lips aren’t full enough, my limbs aren’t elegant enough, my clothes aren’t nice enough, maybe I’m just all around a piece of shit. I don’t know. I don’t know how I’m perceived. But I do know that I am not seen as attractive. And that’s partially my own fault, so I will indeed own up to that. But even when I was borderline-thin, I was in the same position as I am now, just with a bit more self-esteem. So what does that say?

I’m just tired of it. And what gets to me the most is knowing it will not change. I will continue to eat away at myself because of this for years to come. I used to say when I was 16 and 17 that I’d be shocked if I were to date anyone by the time I was 20. Well, I’m past that age point. Nowadays, I think even 30 is asking for the moon.

I was feeling good earlier today.

I guess I need to stop thinking about people who have rejected me.

–Zara

Christmas Card from My Best Friend

“Zara,

You are my best friend, and I would be lost without [you]. This last year has been a tough year for the both of us, but for you especially. Change is imminent, but it seems like this year especially there has been an overwhelming amount of change in your life. I know that there were times this year when things seemed very dark and mainly impossible, but just think, you made it through all of them. And despite all of the shit that happened this year there were also some highlights. I wish you could see all the beauty and strength that you possess, but I know those things must be realized in time. Hopefully 2016 will be a better year, and it will bring some more positive change with it. If I died tomorrow I wouldn’t be sad, because I know that I had you.”

Excuse me while I shed more than a few sentimental tears.

D.U.F.F.

also known as, “Designated Ugly Fat Friend.”

I wasn’t always a D.U.F.F. Well, not to the extent that I am now, anyway. I once worked out four times a week. My legs were muscular and toned. My stomach was almost flat, which in turn made my breasts look larger. I never had hips or a nice ass, but back then, my ass was a little less flat. My face was thinner, more angular. But even then, people paid no attention to me. No one asked me out. No one eyed me or said hi to me.

My friends Megan and Susanna are not D.U.F.Fs. I am their D.U.F.F. Susanna is small and has the epitome of “birthing hips” and a voluptuous chest, and long, long blonde hair and blue eyes. She actually does look better without makeup. Her skin is the most perfect I’ve ever seen. We made out once. Megan is a little taller and works out all the time. She has a nice ass and toned legs and large breasts. Her face is nothing special, but she has that non-threatening, flirtatious, nice-girl vibe that people really like. She’s had lots of boyfriends and hook-ups.

It must be nice to peak the interest of not only men, but also women, I think. It must be nice to be perceived as attractive. It must be nice to get invited to social events. It must be nice to have a partner who loves you for who you are.

A few nights ago, Megan and Susanna went to an…”upscale” frat party. If you can call it that. The point is, everyone dressed up to get beer funnelled into their throats. Susanna’s boyfriend is in the frat, which is why she went. But she attempted to set up Megan with one of Ethan’s friends, even though Megan has a boyfriend. Megan went along with this, despite expressing her feeling uncomfortable with the whole thing. She just can’t say no. Ever.

Bennett brought up a good point last night, as we sat in her car and smoked our cigarettes: even though we’re the single ones, Susanna still chose to set Megan, who is taken, up with someone over us.

It was probably never even a thought in her head.

And all my life, with every friend I’ve had, I’ve asked, “Do you know anyone you could set me up with?” The answer has always been no. Whether that’s more so because of me than the other person, I don’t know. But damn it, stop being greedy and just introduce me to your single friends so maybe I can get somewhere in life.

As I was wrapping my friend’s Christmas presents today, Susanna sent me a text with a picture of a note from a guy named Steve who goes to MCC. He wrote down his name and number. Because she smiled at him. Because they made eye contact.

This has never happened to me. Nothing even remotely close to that has ever happened to me. But it’s nothing that unusual for Susanna. Or Megan.

So, here I am. The D.U.F.F. Eternally making my friends look even better by comparison, eternally alone in my D.U.F.F.-ness.

-Zara

I’m Glad I Can Cry In Front Of You

I’m having one of “those” days.

I woke up feeling quite depressed right off the bat and also agitated due to having only four hours of broken sleep. Not having my car adds to these feelings – I feel trapped on campus as I write this. I realized that whenever I don’t have my car, I end up sitting in the same spot on campus; outside the theater in building four, next to the surprisingly-clean bathroom that I spent a lot of time crying in last semester.

Last night my two friends, we’ll call them S and B, and I decided to go around and share one thing that “annoyed” us about the other (don’t ask how this got started). It ended up being more of expressing shared concerns rather than anything any of us truly being “annoyed”. B, my closest friend, whom I refer to as my “platonic soulmate”, told me how she wishes I would try harder and not give up so easily, specifically citing my notorious string of jobs I failed to stick with. I give up too easily. That’s true, and I agreed, saying that a lot of it comes from depression. Once I said that, I could feel my eyes growing wet and I shamefully turned away, muttering, “I’m sorry, it’s not you.”

S, who is hesitant to ever show affection, got up and wrapped her arms around me, then B did the same.

“I love you guys,” I told them. “It’s just been rough.”

We’re all struggling, each of us with our own separate internal and external issues. What it comes down to is we all want to see each other happy and successful. I know B really dislikes her job at this point, and I completely empathize with her feeling of dread when it comes to going to work. It’s awful. S wasn’t accepted into the graduate school of her choice and has to wait an entire year to reapply. I think we are at such a frustrating and terrifying age, and internal struggles just pile on top of everything else.

All in all, I felt incredibly grateful to have the friends that I do. Sometimes I think about where I’d be without them or what I’d do, and I can’t really fathom it.

I’m very complicated, and I’m so glad to have found other complicated people.

– Z